First blog ever

"So airplane airplane sorry I'm late
I'm on my way so don't close that gate
If I don't make that then I'll switch my flight
And I'll be right back at it by the end of the night"

Pura Vida!!! wait, wrong trip.


Although summer officially kicks off when the Drift + Boardy opens, my summer begins today, or at the very least I begin the writing portion of my summer today. I leave for the land of Milk and Honey (among other things) for the chance at glory. If this is really as close as I am going to come to a superbowl, because lets be honest, they are the Jets, then HUP HOLLAND HUP bring home the cup! Ill be amongst the 60,000screaming fans at Museumplein in Amsterdam chasing the dream. One word: SICK. It really is surreal that I will be there for the World Cup final, I always thought that it had a small chance of happening, but the timing is impeccable.

But leaving for a 5 and a half week excursion (Holland, CROTIA, ITALY, SWITZERLAND)means saying goodbye. So peace out suckers!!! Have fun workin it. Ok, that was sorta harsh, let me rephrase: Being a teacher rules. Maybe not the actual teaching, but the vacation time can't be beat. Seriously though, some of you will be missed, but you can live vicariously through this blog.

Ill miss you the most Scoutaroonie.


And ill def miss looking at this picture.


Which is actually funnier when its photoshopped.





I am going to continually be updating this blog throughout my trip, and I hope that my readers enjoy it. The purpose is to entertain, so let me know if my blogs suck, but don't comment on my message board, send me a strongly worded email. Nice comments only. I promise multiple grammatical errors and spelling mistakes, as well as the hilarious hijinks that only I can provide by being...well me.

Tune in again for the trial of tribulations of FOXX LANG as he tackles the globe.

ALOHA MEANS GOODBYE.